18 Jun - Early this morning, staff at a leading cineplex in the Klang Valley made a surprising discovery that Homer Simpson was no longer at his seat. Positioned together with the rest of the Simpsons family on a display couch, as depicted in the popular TV Series, Homer had apparently made an exit during the night.
According to security video records from a shopping mall CCTV located close to the cinema, the kidnappers first scouted the area just after 3 this morning. In less than 3 minutes, the 15-kg likeness of Homer Simpson was then caught on video exiting the cinema with the pair of 'kidnappers'. Cinema Online had discovered from Ms. Moo Hon Mei of 20th Century Fox that "At present, the identity of the culprit in the video footage has not yet been revealed, and the stolen property not yet been recovered". The cinema is also treating this as a case of property theft and has planned to lodge a police report later today.